"My bank account and my patience are both running on fumes, but my optimism is fully charged." - Anonymous

"My bank account and my patience are both running on fumes, but my optimism is fully charged."

Anonymous

"I told my plants a motivational speech and now they are growing out of sheer embarrassment."

"I need a six-month vacation twice a year."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

"I don't have ducks in a row. I have squirrels at a rave and they are impossible to organize."

"You can't pour from an empty cup—fill it up, then watch the magic happen."

"I'm tired of the person I become when I'm trying to impress everyone."

"It's okay to feel lost; sometimes, wandering's the only way to find yourself."

"I am not saying I am old, but my knees now predict the weather better than any app."

"It's okay to break; just don't forget how to rebuild."

"Some days I'm fine. The other 364 days, I'm just pretending."

"Some days the bravest thing you can do is simply breathe and keep going without explanation."

"I'm learning that 'I'm fine' is just code for 'I don't want to talk about it.'"

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