"I don't rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope." - None

"I don't rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope."

"My bed and I have a strong relationship."

"If stress burned calories, I'd be a model."

"My bank account and my patience are both running on fumes, but my optimism is fully charged."

"My brain has too many tabs open."

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